Facebook (no)tification
pr-nounced: facebook no-tification
1. takes place when one is excited about having one or more facebook notifications but soon finds that they are all irrelevant or unexciting.
notifications are: invites to out-of-state parties, options to support causes one does not care about, comments and ‘likes’ from strangers, when a friend request is accepted, invites to lost cell phone events where you have no intention of sharing your number.
2. a notification can also take place when one receives a notification for a wall-post, photo comment (etc.) that no longer exists.
3. when facebook will not recognize that a notification has already been checked, resulting in one believing they have a new notification when it is in fact old.
jill: “if i get one more facebook (no)tification about courtney’s graduation party, i’m going to leave the event.”
vicky: “every time i log in to i think i have a new notification but it’s always the same facebook (no)tification about that creep commenting on my profile picture.”
jill: “i totally thought that cute guy jack wrote on my wall, but there’s nothing there.”
vicky: “that’s called a facebook (no)tification”
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