Facebook Official

the ultimate definition of a college relationship – when on one’s facebook profile it says “in a relationship” and your significant other’s name.
“are adam and courtney dating?” “i don’t know, they’re not facebook official yet.”
how you know sh-t’s real.
1: hey man, are you going out with sally yet?
2: yeah, dude, it’s facebook official now.
a relationship that is determined official because it is posted under the relationship status on facebook.
–“do you know if they are seriously going out?”
–“yeah! it’s facebook official.”
as almost all teens are addicted to facebook these days, a relationship is only legit if it is facebook official: when you update your status on facebook to “in a relationship”; its a huge-o slap in the face when you’re supposedly dating someone but they don’t make it known via facebook
girl to her boyfriend: “we aren’t facebook official! do you wanna break up or something? are you ashamed of me?!” boyfriend: “god jenny you’re so hormonal!” (for further usage, visit your local high school)
when an event has happened and it only really counts if it has been put on facebook for everyone to see.
so i heard that jess has a boyfriend now, i’m not sure though because it hasn’t been made facebook official yet.
this term is used when a relationship is official, and you know so becuase the couple changes their status from either “single” or “it’s complicated” to “in a relationship” on facebook.
guy 1: “dude, i met this fly girl last night and we had a really good time, so i looked her up on facebook…”
guy 2: “and….”
guy 1: “she’s facebook official with some douche bag.”
guy 2: “ouch bro.
an fact that is proven true simply because it is on facebook.
“dude, sarah is going out with greg, it is facebook official”

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