Facebook Parenting


when your friends update status always have something to do with the kids being out of control, they are secretly asking for advice on how to handle the situation.
tim: did you see kim’s facebook status all day yesterday?

todd: yeah, she is always talking about her bad kids.

tim: that is what you call facebook parenting. she doesn’t know how to control the kids.

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