facebook phone

things on facebook like chat and videos never seem to work, or just periodically break. a facebook phone is a phone that just randomly stops working for no reason.
person 1:ok this f-cking phone just randomly deleted all of my like 20 contacts!!!!!! and all my text messages ohhhhhmyyyf-ck this is super gay

person 2: sounds like you have a facebook phone

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