Facebook Poet


a member of facebook who posts content similar to the following:

1. song lyrics. (esp. bob dylan, phish ect…)

2. the one liner. example: member name is loud and ready to party.

3. any non-sense text that is not original. example, google quotes – copy – paste – fail. hearts. smiley face. anything with no real meaning.

a facebook poet could also be regarded as an attention wh-r-.
examples of a facebook poet:

john smith is ready to par tay

john smith “leigh found out she was ready to roam
47 days and the coal came home taste the fear for the devil’s drawing near taste the fear for the devil’s drawing near” ~ phish

john smith <3

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