facebook potato
when you begin to put off daily activites, going out with friends, errands ch-r-s and any other daily routine. to spend all your time hanging out on facebook.
similar to a couch potato
marshall: hey! where you been? i havent seen you in a while
karen: yeah i know right . i havent been out in weeks. ive just been a facebook potato.
marshall: that thing is ruining your life
karen: its getting really close lol
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