facebook psychosis
1. a condition marked by the use of facebook to the point that it startes interfering with day-to-day functioning. alongside this may occur a “break with reality” regarding what is real and what isn’t on facebook.
2. lacking judgment regarding how sh-tty your content is before posting it, but posting it anyway.
3. using facebook to the point of experiencing delusions of people giving a sh-t about your life. up to and including having hallucinations of people giving a sh-t about your posts and opinions.
patient is clearly exhibiting symptoms of a bout of facebook psychosis. a heavy dose of no likes and zero attention for a week should set them straight.
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