Facebook shower
facebook-shower (or morning facebook) – the phenomenon when for a person the first thing to do in the morning is to read the facebook feed.
some believe that this morning information inflow helps the brain to wake up. so some people “switch on” their brains in the morning by reading news or destructing several rows of beads. others believe that this presents a manifestation of information addiction, and one should keep a tight rein on such actions.
according to the research conducted by soasta, 92 percent of new-yorkers start their day with a smartphone check. most often, respondents open e-mail (67%) and read facebook news feed (40%).
– hey there tom!
– good morning jesse!
– how was your start of the day?
– well.. nothing special.. facebook shower, coffee and pokemon-go walking to the office.
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