Facebook Spanked


to be disciplined by a parent or grandparent on facebook
did you see bob got facebook spanked by his mom?

bob: i wish my wife could cook.

bob’s mother: maybe if you weren’t such an inconsiderate little b-tch then maybe she would learn.

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