Facebook Status Jab
when two (or more) parties post up ambiguously malicious facebook status’ in an attempt to hurt/anger/p-ss off the other party/parties involved. facebook status jabs are usually indirect and contain subliminal messages meant to p-ss the sh-t out of a specific someone.
facebook status:
john milner is happy that he finally found a girl whose
cup size is nowhere near an a!
-claire (john’s ex-girlfriend) logs on to facebook and reads john’s status-
claire is hurt/p-ssed/angry by her ex’s facebook status jab at her ‘mosquito bites’ so she retaliates…via a facebook status jab (of course) lol
claire johnson is glad she finally found someone who doesn’t live at his momma’s house 🙂
…ah, facebook jabs – don’t you just love ’em !
hahaha!
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