Facebook Statute 371


the posting of cat pictures on facebook is strictly forbidden.

exception is taken to this rule if the person’s wall which is posted on is either asleep, intoxicated, or open to hacks.
a: dude! you can’t post cat pictures, facebook statute 371!

b: nah, its cool, she’s wasted.

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