Facebook Syndrom


when someone needs to know everything that is going on all the time.
me to him: i found it in the cabinet.
her to us: found what in the cabinet?
me: don’t worry about it (super tired. it’s not important)
her: no tell me. i want to know!
me: … you have facebook syndrome

me to her: hahahah yah so after that i-
him to us: haha, what are you guys talking about?
me: …. <- i say dots

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