Facebook Time
the time used to facebook stalk a person, generally a romantic interest, after a first meeting.
speaker 1: yo, i saw you got that girl’s number last night. does she have any hot friends?
speaker 2: not sure, i’ll find out right now because it’s…facebook timeeeeee!!!!
speaker 1: ewwwwwwwww! facebook time!
(n) the time two people spend conversing on facebook, i.e. writing on each other’s walls or using the chat application.
form of face time.
“dude, i got some serious facebook time with insert name here last night. it was awesome.”
the time, usually from 4 to 6 pm when everyone is on facebook at the sametime
billy: “yo, have you seen starr since we graduated.”
bobby: ” it’s facebook time, she probably on right now, look her up.”
the incorrect time at the bottom of a facebook comment used to make a user feel in control of his time.
janey is on facebook time, so she is never late.
i wish that i lived my life on facebook time then i would never be late.
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