Facebook Touretts
when one accidentally clicks ‘post’ two or three times in quick succession whilst responding to a facebook status update, thus resulting in a number of exact simultaneous comments being posted; with a final post of anger and frustration ending your comments.
status update: mike jones is enjoying a beer right now.
dave flynn: lager or ale?
dave flynn: lager or ale?
dave flynn: f-ck my brown dog. (facebook touretts)
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