facebook wit
the intellegent humor that nearly everyone seems to gain when they have a half an hour to contemplate a witty response. it is usually a bad comparison to a person’s actually conversational skills since they can sit and contemplate the response for as long as they need.
(facebook wit conversation)
susie (7:12): so… supposedly the world is ending on sat-rday…
dan: (7:32): h-ll yeah! (pun totally intended 😉
susie (7:34): you think you’ll still be here after the rapture?
dan: (8:01): oh, i’m throwing a rapture party! devil juice and satan cakes, with the antichrist spinning!
susie: (8:04): rofl!
(real conversation)
susie (7:12): so… supposedly the world is ending on sat-rday…
dan (7:13): oh, wow, that’s really interesting…
(crickes chirping)
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