FaceBook Woodwork


the act of posting something to facebook after many months or years of not posting, thus surprising people that you have an account .
jamien: let’s lock up the championship this weekend!
george: h-ll yea!
kevin: i had no idea george even had an account. guy came out of the facebook woodwork!
#facebook #incognito #woodworks #come out of the woodworks

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