facebookling
when someone new as joined facebook, and he/she does not have many friends, wallposts or photos. in most cases, this is a relatively short period of time, before the ‘facebookling’ grows out of control into a self-mutating-facebook-monstrosity.
billy: you know that new girl, sarah?
timothy: yeah
billy: she’s f-cking hot, and guess what?! i checked her out and she’s… she’s just a facebookling!
timothy: don’t lie!
billy: i know! we don’t have much time.
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