Facebookstitute
one who prost-tutes themselves on facebook by adding strangers to increase their friend total.
i signed into facebook this morning and i had 12 friends requests from facebookst-tutes. i have no idea who they are, but they must be desperate for friends.
someone whose gains an above-average level of pleasure from posting something on facebook or liking every status they come across.
ned: “kelly’s such a facebookst-tute, man. i caught her liking all of my comments.”
bob: “wow, bro.”
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