Facebookucide
when anything on facebook makes you so depressed, i.e. seeing your ex-boyfriend’s profile, or realizing you have 600 friends and you’re alone on friday night, that you delete yourself.
neil: hey, where is zee’s profile?
christina: oh, she misses me and seeing my posts made her depressed. she committed facebookucide.
neil: wooord. dang. she will be missed.
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