Facebooty Fail
when one hooks up for a blind date with someone on facebook and it turns out so awkward or mismatched with the other person face to face that the next day they’ve gone so far as to remove the other person from their friends list & completely blocks them from viewing their profile
just woke up…i know last night was kinda awkward … blind dates are funny like that … we are totally chill … we can hang i’d you like … but as far as a physical relationship i’m sorry chica but you aren’t my type facebooty fail … please take no hard feelings i still think you rock. anyways we’ll catch up later
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