saber-tooth tiger
a woman hitting on younger men whose age puts her far beyond the “cougar” category
i knew mike had a thing for cougars but when i saw a 55 year-old lady talking to him, i realized he had transitioned to saber-tooth tigers.
a prehistoric “cougar” that preys on young men that could be her grandson’s age.
when i took my grandma to bingo, her sabertooth tiger friends couldn’t keep their paws off me.
an uber cougar. def.1
an exceptionally older woman 70 and above who frequents the club scene. def 2
usually at the peak of their senility.
d-mn aleks! do you remember those sabertooth tigers at the karaoke bar? eg.1
those sabertooth tigers are driving too slow!
syllabication: sa·ber-tooth tiger
pr-nunciation: say’br-tootht
noun: (1) any of various extinct cats of the oligocene to the pleistocene epoch, especially one of the larger members of the genus smilodon, characterized by long upper canine teeth.
(2)the process and act of simultaneously inserting two p-n-ses into the mouth of a third party. this person is presupposed to be performing f-ll-t– on two men at the same time.
dude, me and matt saber-tooth tigered sheena last night! …but…that doesn’t mean we’re gay or anything….
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