facecooked
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someone who really sucks on the internet even though they might be cool in person, ranging from terrible status updates to creepy comments on girls photos they have never even met before, girls that write idiotic things more often then not or if someone just posts something that no one cares about what so ever…if you know somebody that matches this description then there facecooked.
facecooked: example 1 “im so friggen stressed out all i wanna do is get hammered and meet that special someone i feel like that day will never happen….why me? :”
example 2 creepy dude: your so beautiful i cant take my eyes off this photo ;] (remarks towards an attractive female)
example 3 average girl: whattsss goinng on girlll cant wait toooo get blacked out drunk tonighttttzz!!! its going to be so awsummm talk to you in a bit booo peacee ;-
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someone who really sucks on the internet even though they might be cool in person, ranging from terrible status updates to creepy comments on girls photos you have never even met before, girls that write idiotic things more often then not or if someone just posts something that no one cares about what so ever…if you know somebody that matches this description then there facecooked.
facecooked: example 1 “im so friggen stressed out all i wanna do is get hammered and meet that special someone i feel like that day will never happen….why me? :”
example 2 creepy dude: your so beautiful i cant take my eyes off this photo ;] (remarks towards an attractive female)
example 3 average girl: whattsss goinng on girlll cant wait toooo get blacked out drunk tonighttttzz!!! its going to be so awsummm talk to you in a bit booo peacee ;-
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