facecorked
to be smacked in the face by a champagne/wine cork.
to painfully transform from full make-up to semi-make up in 0.5 seconds.
to point a champagne bottle inwards so as the cork targets one’s eye.
faceraped by champagne.
to become cyclops-like.
you, a champagne bottle, and some s and m.
all: “yay happy birthday emma!”
emma: “aw thanks, champagne for all!” -pops champagne cork violently in eye and collapses-
all: “b-tch got facecorked!” :d
“wow, what’s wrong with that girl emma?”
– “she walked into an airborne cork”
“hey, isn’t that emma over there? what happened to her face?”
-“the champagne bottle called her a sl-t, then taught her a lesson.”
“ha facecorking is fun to watch”.
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