facecougar
an older milfy sporting woman who asks to friend younger guys on facebook for fantasy purposes and to polish her game so as to a better bar-room performer in real life. see also facehooker.
joyce is a facecougar, but she’s ok by me
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- face fee
the taxation of the ugly folks. the money collected from the ones looking less beautiful than the rest. – tom, you’re ugly as sin and yet you don’t pay the face fee! i gonna cut one finger off your palm each day you’re late with your face fee, yo!
- Wafeen
a silly individual that spends countless hours goofing around and surfing the interweb. you are such a wafeen!
- Facefical
offical relationship status as posted on facebook. did you see, jon and that chick in science are now facefical.
- face kill
a term used in volleyball when the ball is spiked into the opponent’s face in a humiliating fashion. also known as a “facial”. oh man! asia just had a face kill! that other girl is gonna have a black eye!
- Face Mob
face mob: the face mob is a click or group of men that go around and recieve oral s-x from females. one might call it getting face. what up mang? you in the mob? what mob? the face mob we always do our job! let s go find us some chicken heads and get a […]