FaceDitch
when you and a friend are on facebook, having an intense conversation, whether it be wall-to-wall, or inbox, and all of a sudden that person logs off without informing you, meanwhile you wait around for a notification telling you of their latest post.
person 1: whoa, you totally faceditched me earlier when i was telling you about that sl-t in our grade!
person 2: o-m-g, sorry, i had to go and didn’t have a spare 2 seconds to post you telling you i was leaving.
when one comments on another’s facebook status and suddenly leaves the conversation like they weren’t even there.
dude! did you just see that? shannon just faceditched jennifer’s status!
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