facegasm

when you’re eating something so good it makes your face feel like it’s having an -rg-sm
i was eating a chocolate croissant while skypeing my boyfriend; it was so good i couldn’t help having a facegasm.
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a sneeze that is so incredibly big, loud and satisfying, it feels like your face had an -rg-sm. the best facegasms are the ones with projectile snot and saliva shooting out of the nose and mouth.
“i never understand it when i see people who stifle their sneezes, and look like they’re imploding. i’d rather have a full-blown facegasm!”
when you are on facebook for 5 hours and you finally log off, pull out, and that rush of blood and oxygen come back to your head and the world around you looks brighter and more alive.
i totally had a facegasm when i logged off and noticed i havent showered in 5 days!
that sensational feeling you get when you see that someone has commented on your facebook wall, like an -rg-sm except in your face.
“omg! insert name here just commented on my facebook wall! -facegasms-
when you encounter a fine piece of -ss and your face gets all hot, turns bright red, and starts tingling from the neck up. generally accompanied by uncontrolled giggling, inappropriate noises, or altogether foul language of a s-xual nature.
“channing tatum is so f-cking hot, he gives me facegasms!!”

or

“i know channing tatum is hot, but d-mn…this is your 5th facegasm tonight!!”