/facehair
an unholy attempt in which an uneducated mother attempts to create a new -facepalm-
mother: what’s a facepalm?
awesome child: /me facepalms.
mother: can you do a /facehair? ;d
awesome child: no, no, mum you can’t.
mother: it’s just a sugge-
awesome child: get the f-ck out
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