facejack
the act of breaking into someone’s facebook account and editing the profile to involve potentially embarr-ssing or humiliating information.
i don’t actually love c-ck and think hugh grant is dreamy. i was facejacked! no, seriously!
the action of masturbating to one’s facebook pictures.
after facebook creeping on her, i totally face jacked on her photos.
to m-st-rb-t- to someone’s uploaded pictures on facebook
i was so h-rny that i looked up emily on facebook and facejacked until 1 am
the act of hijacking a friend’s facebook wall.
the dude facejacked my wall the other day with mother jokes.
when you’re facetiming someone and another person jumps in and jacks some facetime.
you: hi mom, how are you
facejacker: blaaahhh! you just got facejacked!
mom: ?
using your friends’ facebook posts and comments to sell or promote one’s own products or services. this is often in direct compet-tion to the original poster.
original post: “i just started a mary kay business! please buy my self-tanner.”
comment: “mary kary is alright, but i use avon’s and it works best. here is the link to my site…”
original post(er): “hey don’t facejack me!”
verb: to comment to a facebook post, status message, or other item in a direction unrelated or contrary to the original poster’s thoughts or purpose. (by extension from blogjack; see hijack.)
she facejacked the comments on his profile pic into a critique of his serial dating habits.
“sorry to facejack your post, but i -hate- that phrase!”
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