Facejacking
v. to go on another person’s social networking profile that has been left on the computer because the victim is away.
jimmy left his facebook on, i’m totally facejacking him!
to post your own self-promoting information on a facebook page under the guise of being a friend or fan.
“that motherf-cker joe schwartz wont stop facejacking his link onto everyone’s page.”
when a friend forgets to logout of facebook, face-jacking is the art of making them appear to have written hilarious status updates about their own sister, become “fans” of lame things, and “like” anything and everything.
not to be confused with a botched female circ-mcision, or jack nasty face
1. cam: why does tim like my status?
matil: tim seems to like my status too?
ben: why would he like my status, when its just me talking about how good looking i am?
matil: looks like cl-ssic face-jacking
2. why the h-ll am i a fan of both ‘i hate crocks’ and ‘i hate the people who hate crocks’ ?? d-mn face-jacking…
when someone comments randomly and unintelligent on your facebook page.
facebook user > officially ate a pound of bacon
>user comment> i once made love in bacon grease
i hate facejacking
to go through a friends friend list on facebook and jack friends from them. identical to sp-cejacking on mysp-ce, only on facebook.
man, emily’s got a bunch of fine -ss friends. i’m going to go facejacking and get at least 4 or 5.
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