Facelosopher
one who uses facebook as a means to covey how enlightened and insightful they are. a facelosopher’s statuses are characterized by strong opinions, advice, and phrases they believe will one day be quoted.
thug 1: “did you see chuck’s status today talkin’ ’bout living righteously and how condoms should be mandatory?”
thug 2: “yeah, that fool trippin’. he ain’t nothin’ but a facelosopher.”
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