Facemocking
mocking facebook users’ posts that are intended to be serious. usually applied to users who continuously post self-absorbed messages or seek attention or pity.
fb user: ugh. i’m getting a migraine again.
facemocking reply: maybe you should pull yourself away from your computer for 5 minutes.
or
facemocking reply: are you sure it’s not vaginitis?
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