Facepalmist
a facepalmist is someone, who by virtue one’s idiocy (unaccountable by a disease or disorder), gives the reader/listener an inevitable, painful collision between one’s palm and the face, one of the reasons being the utter disgust of having to share the ident-ty of “human” with the facepalmist.
this person is not the regular ignorant person (which is basically each one of us) who says something stupid once in a while. both the quant-ty and quality of stupid matters, he/she has to be very stupid and often stupid. the suffix “ist” is justified by the expert level stupidity in a facepalmist.
facepalmist: if some stars are 100 light years away, then how do i see them? i am not 10 million years old, stupid cosmologists!
anyone with basic common sense: -facepalm-
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