statjacked


when a friend hijacks your facebook and posts embar-ssing, and usually vulgar, inappropriate, and/or obscene content as your facebook status. occasionally the statjacker will post a status dedicated to their own amazingness.
“dude, since when do you enjoy taking warm c-m-filled bubble baths with a d-ld- up your b-tt?”
“oh sh-t, i just got statjacked.”

facebook status: “johnny jones is lauren ericson is sooooo awesome and i want to be her!!!!!!”

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