faceplam
when you attempt to facepalm yourself in an intensely sarcastic fashion, but miss your face.
pam, did you see that? lana tried to facepalm herself, but missed.
-falsetto- faceplam.
seriously, how can you miss your own face, with hands as huge as that.
a common misspelling of facepalm by some people on places such as digg.com
it was a pretty big faceplam moment.
v. the act of facepalming, with the hand sliding off the face, leading to a headdesk/facetable.
what he said was so stupid, instead of just facepalming, i faceplamed, to show him how stupid he was.
(verb) “faceplam” is an adaptation of facepalm.
definition 1: one would facepalm and the face would slip out of the hand and hit the desk or table.
definition 2: one would facepalm so hard that it would make a slapping sound.
both definitions may result in facial damage.
dude, this was so stupid. i faceplammed, and it hurt!
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