Faceporn
s-xy pics posted by your facebook friends that, while technically not nsfw, expose enough skin to get your gears grinding. you may revisit their profile again and again to sneak a peek, often during work, and always under the guise of “keeping in touch.”
is that p-rn on your screen? no, it’s just a photo of my friend hanna’s tramp stamp. i guess it qualifies as facep-rn.
-j-c-l-t–n facial.
sam comes in hot spurts all over dean’s face.
wow. face!p-rn
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