Facepressing
using facebook to make yourself seem cooler than you actually are in real life as a means to impress. a person may facepress through:
-statuses that exist purely for self glorification
-comments designed to make he or she seem smart and/or hip/h-rny
-pictures of them doing cool activities with friends (possibly staged for maximum coolness)
-quizzes that tell you what female body part he or she is to show that he or she is comfortable with the human body, and is funny in a cute way.
john smith is: just got done working out at 24. time to get ready for work 7 to close! come see me! then gotta study for biochem! gotta be dedicated, to be the best. impossible is nothing. just do it.
john smith’s facepressing is second to few.
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