Facesbook profile


the phenomenon wherein it impossible for a facebook user to have a profile pic of only themselves but instead always have a picture of themselves and their significant other.
sarah and adam are both using the same picture of themselves on facebook… it’s almost like they worry people will wonder if they’re lonely or single if their facesbook profiles don’t match.

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