facestab


when a french douchebag kills you instantly by swinging a small knife in your face.
“wtf? wtf? wtf? that african spy bullsh-t just facestabbed me”
verb, to forcibly insert an object (usually a knife) into a person or animal’s face.

noun, used to describe a situation, often unfavorably
verb, “if you don’t shut up about your sister’s operation and take off your pants, i’ll facestab you!”

noun, “your parents died in a car accident and you lost your wallet? that’s a facestab.”

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