facestalking
using facebook.com to stalk people. not really stalk, stalk used loosely, as in, to look around at people and browse the site. ‘stalking’ is used because facebook.com has become increasingly reveiling about people, giving almost anyone the ability to stalk anyone else by just browsing the site.
me: hey jane, whats up?
you: nothin, just facestalking.
using the website facebook to stalk someone by repeatedly checking thier profile page to see their status, relationship status, pictures and who they have been speaking to. you know you have a serious problem with facestalking when you click on who they have been talking to, only to find that only their friends can view their profile. obviously you cannot add them as this will become suspicious to the person you are stalking. this leaves you angry that you cannot complete your stalking mission.
talking on facebook chat
me: yo
dan: yo, cant really chat, i only logged in quickly to see what becky is upto. she chattin to some guy called shaun but i cant see his profile. ffs this is p-ssing me off big time.
me: dude you need some help with your facestalking problem.
to make someone’s facebook page your homepage.
i’ve been face stalking ryan ever since i had a crush on him.
n. the act of stalking someone on facebook. though has been known to backfire thanks to apps like top stalker, it has been useful for lazy stalkers to keep up on their favorite targets.
dude, this chick in my photography cl-ss has no idea i’m facestalking her.
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