Facetable
a more extreme version of facepalm; with the forehead hitting a table (or the like) instead of a palm. can be used as personal or indirect.
1. used to show extreme displeasure at a statement or memory, causing sadness and limpness.
2. used to show a violent action towards another person due to stupidity.
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1. mother: “how was your first day of school?”
son: -facetable- “meh, don’t ask..”
2. guy#1: “that’s what she said!”
guy#2: “…no.” -facetables guy#1-
facetable is a “social school” network utility designed for students to share their timetables online with friends
jim: “hey john, have you signed up for facetable yet?”
john: “whats that?”
jim “:o”
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