FaceTime Father


a father you only see in facetime
phoebe: wheres sofia’s father? he doesn’t see to be around much.
nina: who knows. the only time she sees him lately is in facetime. looks like he just wants to be a facetime father, leaving me to explain why her father isn’t around.
#facetime

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