Facetwat


n. one who annoyingly posts a facebook status multiple times an hour, often resembling a tweet.
john: dammit! i’m sick of getting updates every time jessica dillyf-cks around!

billy: she’s such a facetw-t
n., 1. an individual who compulsively and serially posts photographs of themselves on facebook in an effort to gain self-gratifying attention. 2. a photographic self-portrait usually taken at arms length. such photographs are characterised by a resultant looming, horse/spoon-faced image of the subject. 3. a rampant self-publicist.
they’re such an annoying facetw-t. they keep posting spoonface pictures of themselves on facebook just to get attention.

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