Facewig


a prosthetic beard. particularly useful for those who can not grow their own beard. a wig for the face. known by those who are highly interested in the incognito lifestyle.
“hey charlie, have you seen frank around?”
“haven’t seen him in years…rumor has it, he’s in the witness protection program….and they gave him a facewig.”
“boy, we’ll never find him now!”

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