Facial Recognition


when you’re about to call someone on video chat and you wait till the moment it opens to c-m directly onto the webcam, blinding their vision.
so i gave fred a call the other day on skype, only to get blocked by facial recognition.
at the moment just after the male species is climaxing,the female or male yells out…”ew right in my face”
“so there i was just me and her. shes jerkin my girkin when all of the sudden i let lose and hear….”ewww right on my face”right there…i knew i had “facial recognition”

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