fag hair


a guy who is usually strait, or pretends to be, who has medium to long hair that always looks great even after he has played sports such as football or lacrosse. a guy with f-g hair usually pretends to be a surfer from cali but is really just a poser who no one likes. he is very good looking but very c-cky so that is why no one likes him.
ryan: hey that kid has such f-g hair

matt: i know he is such a h-m- but he is on my lacrosse team so i gotta be nice to him

taylor: shut up guys ur just jealous that i have great hair

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