fag-mat


a word to describe one of two things: a h-m-s-xual male who is in the bottom position being used and abused much like gym equipment. the other use is to describe the surface on which two or more male h-m-s engage in gay play.
wow ferris why do you always choose bottom, dont be such a f-g-mat. oh god get the bleach n hose ferris had his buddies over last night; we have to disinfect the f-g-mat.
fill a gut and make a t-rd
the proud mayor cut the ribbon to proclaim creating 300 jobs that all pay only minimum wage. such jobs are good only to f-gmat.

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