Fag Poo


when you have a few tokes off a roll-up or a cigarette and suddenly feel like you need to sh-t all of a sudden.

usually due to the laxative qualities in mainstream tobacco products. or a placebo effect.
(whilst smoking a cigarette together)

guy 1 – “haven’t had a f-g in so long, this feels good”
guy 2- “yeah, it’s alright, except i’ve got major f-g poo”
guy 1 – “pfft mate, that sounds long”

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