Fag Taster
someone who pretends to be straight but loves a taste of the f-ggot c-ck and b-lls once and a while. the act usually includes gay jokes and false h-m-phobia preceding or proceeding the acts of closet gay acts which usually include b-lls and b-ttholes.
when the f-g taster is at his h-rn–st he will usually make many gay jokes to prove he is straight whilst dreaming of wearing his mothers satin panties and taking a fat, salty rope-load across his f-g tasting mouth.
harry: hey d-ck, i think carl’s a f-g taster.
d-ck: why harry?
harry: because he’s always making f-g jokes like us, but i caught him wearing panties and lipstick sucking the coach’s c-ck off yesterday after practice.
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