fagbag

(n) a bag usually suspended from one prep or h-m-s-xual shoulder to the opposite side. designed to carry books, and most commonly seen on g-y people with sandals.
johnny pulled his spanish book out from his f-gbag.
insult to use on a g-y guy when he’s being rude as h-ll
dude stop being such a “f-gbag” and keep your opinions to yourself.
another name for calling someone a f-ggot.
“aye f-gbag! what you think you’re doing?”
the bike-messenger style bag the goes over one shoulder and holds either a laptop or the collected works of belle & sebastian. has been the preferred luggage of the common urban douchebag, and can be often seen paired with rectangular thick-rimmed nerd gl-sses. wearing a f-g bag is tantamount to wearing pink triangle i.e. a confession that one is a certified p-ssy.
hey, find me a rock! here comes an -sswipe on a fixie with a f-g bag!
also known as a ‘f-nny pack’.

a f-g bag is a zippered pouch that is worn strapped around a person’s waist and is used for carrying small personal items. it came to be called a f-g bag because the uglier, fatter and nerdier members of the g-y community, hoping to be picked up for s-x, would strap them on and wear them to g-y pride parades and other big events as an ‘overnight bag’, a method of carrying around a toothbrush, hair products, condoms and poppers for eventual use. the problem was that no self-respecting f-g would ever have s-x with someone who’d wear an ugly, shapeless sack over his -ss, so the item eventually fell out of favour. it is now worn only by aging rocker chicks to rolling stones concerts as a hands-free method of carrying weed, rolling papers and sanitary napkins.

not to be confused with the ‘man purse’, or ‘murse’ a usually plain-leather, larger version of a woman’s purse intended to be carried by a strap over the shoulder of a man.
in my f-g bag i’ve got duct tape, latex gloves, date rape pills, handcuffs and a stick of gum. what’s in yours?
blood on the dance floor.
“blood on the dance floor are the biggest f-gbags ever.”
what you call someone who is extremely g-y.
hey, lookit that f-gbag over there!