Fagberry
f-gberry (pr-nounced / faaagberrie/ ) is a ritualistic device commonly used in mating rituals among the primate species of h-m- hoity-toity. the male (f-g) usually shows it to the feemale (b-tch) to distract from its puny p-n-s. reports have been made that the f-gberry may also be used for flawless internet connection. this however was never conclusively proven.
f-g: “hey! check out my new f-gberry. it´s got a trackball which is totally convenient and durable. can´t wait to download some gay p-rnography with this…”
normal person: “f-ck you, you imbecil! never heard of an iphone before, pr-ck?!”
one of many annoying and/or stupid people.
you know that guy danny? yeah, hes such a f-gberry.
another way of saying f-ggot.
shut up you f-ckin’ f-gberry!
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